You know your a crab addict when....

[cluelesscrabber]

on a hermie's birthday (the day they were purchased) you throw a big party and invite any and all of your friends that own hermit crabs..if you see someone who's really depressed/stressed out you say "hey, who put you in a wire cage?" (<-rather than "what's wrong" or "what's eatin' ya" or seomthing like that)

[Guest]

You spend more time on LHC than on your MySpace.