Crab song

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:00 pm

Not sure if someone has already done something like this, but I had a blast today making this up and hope you enjoy it (thanks KrabbyKrabber for your help!).

Sung to tune of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer

"Addicted to Crabs"

The clamp light's on
When you're not home
Your mind is not your own
The moss sweats
Their skin flakes
Another mist is what it takes
You can't sleep, you can't eat
'Cos your crabs are dug in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another tank is all you need

Oh, you like to think that you're immune to the fad, oh yeah
But then you go to Petco and you put it on your tab
You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to crabs.

You draw the line
At what you need
But you need five
Of every breed
Ruggies, E's, and Purple fine
Another Straw? It will be mine!
A one-tank mind, you can't believe
Humidity is all you crave
If there's some at PetSmart too
You don't mind if you do.

Oh, you like to think that you're immune to the fad, oh yeah
But then you go to Petco and you put it on your tab
You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to crabs.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to crabs.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:10 pm

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That ROCKS! I think it needs to be recorded!!! and then it could play on the HCA page everytime you log on.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:28 pm

That's awesome Cindy B! I would listen to it wail I browsed the HCA.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:56 am

Okay... I'm thinking of getting my dad to learn how to play it on guitar, and I could sing it... LOL would that be okay with you? =P

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:53 am

oh my god...that is beyond funny!! You guys are hilarious!! CUTE!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:22 am

actually...my dad does play guitar and he has some recording stuff at their house too.... hhmmmm

JangoCatt · Post by **JangoCatt** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:30 pm

Anyone who would like to record our song is welcome to. As long as you give us credit and share the royalties when you make it big!

LOL!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:25 am

OMG! It's our themesong! You two went downhill FAST!

THAT'S AWESOME!

You two are a riot.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:10 pm

the song is great!!!! very funny

i loved it

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:26 am

Ok I sent it on to my dad to see if he could play around with it and try recording it....he loves doing goofy stuff like that.

Hopefully we'll be able to hear it!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:39 pm

That would be hilarious if someone actually recorded it! I have absolutely no singing talent but I can play the drums a little bit (a VERY little bit).

Thanks everyone for the kind words. I make up songs all the time because I'm such a goofball, I'm glad I could share this one with you!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:56 pm

My dad wrote back and said he didn't know the tune (I'm sure he'd recognize it as soon as he heard it!!!) but that if I could get him the tune he could record it.

yay!!!!

Mokulele_Hawai'i · Post by **Mokulele_Hawai'i** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:27 am

I've heard another song from a kid of Bugis Tribe (South Celebes)... he told me this song makes hermie walk .... "Kalaumang ... boko-bokonu ... bla ... bla ... bla "(I forget the rest

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