The Tipsy Leper

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:56 pm

*feeds Hermit King a large wedge of Cheddar with a slingshot*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:43 am

Hey, Kc, those Chipmink things weren't bad, but they'd be better if you took the hair off first...Squirrels?!?!? Oh no...not the spotted squirrels again...are they back? Please, tell me they're not back. The little nut munchers kept plugging and unplugging me during the whole cashew incident.....evil squirrels...

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:50 am

*watches as a platoon of spotted squirrels marches by* <chirp-chirp-squeak! chirp-chirp-squeak!>...I thought the lizard was JOKING....*dives behind the bar* Hey, a cashew...

Jedediah · Post by **Jedediah** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:27 am

I'd like a Goodbye, Mr. Braincell-drink. Be creative

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:30 am

Oh absolutely!Now where DID that antifreeze go?

hermit_king · Post by **hermit_king** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:21 am

Thankyou finally for some cheese. Guess what I had for lunch? Mac n' cheese . Bye-bye!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:57 am

Thank goodness some one finally gave him his cheese. I thought we were going to have to call the cops.

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:57 am

quote:Never push a button marked "Organ Interface" when using a BS Johnson built bathroom!!!! Why didn't you tell me that yesterday morning? Oh the trouble that would've saved.I just noticed something. That is a boy goat. Good thing no one tried to milk him. He looks testy. And I'll have what jed's having. That sounds tasty.

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:01 pm

*downs his drink, walks to the chalk line* "To Spider, Kittish, and Admiral Bob!"*CRASH*............Wrong bar....*blushes*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:29 am

*grabs a random glass from the table in front of her, downs it, and tosses the empty glass after TheGreyRonin's* er... WHAT did I just drink????

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:36 am

Well, you're still conscious, so it wasn't something the lizard created...*eyes Kittish's longer ears*Somebunny, I mean body, should look in a mirror...

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:07 am

Don't you worry. They suit you.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:46 am

I thought about removing the cashews once, but they keep getting eaten! As for what you drank, I don't THINK it's poisionous, but would you mind signing this disclaimer, please?

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:59 am

I wouldn't sign it if I were you. I'd make her give me a free drink first or something. Like another one of those you just had.

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:22 pm

Personally, I find the bunny ears quite fetching.....